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Quotables
Sunday, April 15, 2007
Unconscious Mutterings


I say ... And You Think:


10. 70 :: Happy Birthday!

9. Sisters :: Siblings

8. Anchor :: 's Away

7. Cow :: MOO!

6. Survival :: Well, there is that cow over there...

5. Ironic :: Eating the cow but jonesing for milk

4. Merits :: Deserves

3. Painting :: Gallery

2. Naturally :: Without Interference or Additives

1. Freeze :: Reeally cold. Like Ice Cream. (Wish that cow was still here)



This Topsy-turvy version of mutterings only seemed to work backwards. But, that's ok, because as you know, insanity and blatant rule-breaking is fairly commonplace in my world. I don't think anybody will mind too terribly much (except, maybe the cow).

Smile and nod and MOOOve along.
Yes, I'm milking this for all it's worth.
And yes, it's udderly ridiculous.

Insert your best 5th grade cow puns in the comments, and don't forget to mutter HERE.

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posted by GreenTuna @ 7:25 AM  
4 Comments:
  • At 8:31 PM, Anonymous MissMeliss said…

    Obligatory cow pun:

    185 cows walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "Get out of here. We don't serve cows."

    The cows say, "That's fine, we'll go to the udder bar."

     
  • At 10:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    well, I'm up for the challenge, especially since it involves cows.
    10. 70 :: is a lot more cows than we had
    9. Sisters :: from the same dam
    8. Anchor :: the feed bunk down or they'll move it around.
    7. Cow :: calendars are the best
    6. Survival :: skinny lazy cows that don't eat much, or fat aggressive ones that do?
    5. Ironic :: Lactose intolerance dairy farmer
    4. Merits :: the catalog of choices when it comes to artificial insemination.
    3. Painting :: a cow's tail is kind of like a big brush
    2. Naturally :: cows do not appreciate cold hands.
    1. Freeze :: see above.
    the boy

     
  • At 8:25 AM, Blogger Dee said…

    I can't believe you didn't say 'cow : bell'. Need more!

     
  • At 1:26 PM, Blogger amy said…

    This was great...As always I enjoyed your blog again!!!



    Dont forget Amy's Random Thoughts is having a blogging scavenger hunt starting May 1st. Prizes to be announced later this week.

     
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