Sunday, March 04, 2007

Unconscious Mutterings

I say ... And You Think:

1. Nude :: Naked

2. Support :: Hose

3. Rachel :: Ray

4. Crane :: Bird

5. Candy Bar :: Milky Way

6. Material :: Girl

7. Mind Games :: I have better things to do than play --

8. Eviction :: Get OUT!

9. Produce :: Lettuce (ps. you CAN rip it!)

10. Joke :: I love 'em, just can't tell 'em.



Well, this is obviously the and this is why you shouldn't mutter at 6am version of Unconscious Mutterings. With such stellar combinations of Support Hose, Rachel Ray and Material Girl, I think maybe I should just go back to bed.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol - I should try doing my mutterings at 6am - I suspect it's far more revealing than at the end of the day when all I want to do is drag myself to bed...

Okay, maybe 8am after a cup of coffee :)

Anonymous said...

Ya know - I don't think I'm a good joke-teller either. I completed my mutterings at 9:00 pm on a Sunday evening - who knows how inspiring they are!!

Anonymous said...

Unconscious Mutterings
I say ... And You Think:
1. Nude :: News
2. Support :: Your Local Brewpub!
3. Rachel :: Rachel, Rachel!
4. Crane :: Frasier
5. Candy Bar :: Snickers
6. Material :: Possessions
7. Mind Games :: Bwah hahahaha
8. Eviction :: Deportation
9. Produce :: Aisle
10. Joke :: is on you!
the Boy